Ozitech Knife Sharpener

camel through the eye of a needle	contraptions	drawers
eye of a needle	gazillion	gob
hatchets	knife sharpener	light breeze
mush	onion	ozitech
quantum mechanics	samurai swords	shredded chicken
small pieces	stone age	strokes
weapon of choice

It may seem like an odd departure for us to be selling a knife sharpener, but this one is so gob-smackingly amazing that we couldn't not show it to you. If you've ever had to tackle a turkey or a tomato, there's nothing more infuriating than hacking away at it with a blunt old knife - or a blunt new one come to that. Now there are a gazillion (though we haven't actually counted) knife sharpeners out there, from the stone age steel to contraptions requiring batteries and a degree in quantum mechanics. But none of them, NONE OF THEM, come close to the Ozitech Knife Sharpener. Just a few strokes through the bendy diamond encrusted leaves and your kitchen weapon of choice will be able to slice a tomato so thin (and so effortlessly) that it could float away in a light breeze, sort of. You could pass a camel through the eye of a needle after you've used one of these (admittedly in very small pieces). Another great thing about this is that it packs up so small it'll fit in the fullest of cutlery drawers, or your pocket if you're a chef on the go. Finally an end to shredded chicken and a mush of onion, carving and halving and slicing and dicing is now officially a pleasure thanks to the Ozitech transforming our old kitchen hatchets into veritable Samurai swords - it will change your culinary life.